so you’re goofing off on okcupid, because your friend wants to show you the chicks he’s going to bang.
everything is fine, innocent fun, laughing at the creepy goth chick looking for an S&M situation that shows up in your friend’s matches.
…and then your mom’s very young, very cute, ex-boyfriend sends you a message.
what is my life?
please excuse me, I’m going to need about a year of therapy.